I am appalled at the atrocities writers commit, and obviously I know a thing or two about atrocities. (Chuckle). So Check out this post fight report on the Abraham-Elvin Ayala fight one writer, who will remain unnamed because he doesn't deserve to be mentioned on Pound4Pound, posted. And be sure to have a barf bag handy:


"Despite struggling with his tough challenger, Abraham dropped his opponent in the fifth round before wearing his opponent down in the final round. Abraham upped the pace in the second half of the fight and a big left uppercut resulted in the stoppage at 2.32 of the final session, Abraham becomes the first man to stop Ayala in 22 contests."


Is this guy a fight writer or did they borrow him from the House & Garden section? This turkey Ayala, who couldn't even beat Sergio "Mr. Unreality" Mora, had only 22 fights, all against tomato cans only slightly more dented than him. Why is it significant that Honest Abe "becomes the first man to stop Ayala?" That is incredibly moronic to say. If Elvin bumped into a door, he would probably get stopped. Stop! A James Toney in his prime, or a Wayne McCullough, then you can use a line like that. Before Ayala retires to work full time at McDonald's, I guarantee you he will be knocked down so many times the view from the floor will look like up to him. That's a play on a very famous Sixties novel, "Been Down So Long It looks like Up To Me," but it will fly over that writers head.


When I get out of here -- and I guarantee you I will -- I am going to pay a visit to this writer and bite off his head for making me this angry. Then I am going to mail it to my pal Leatherface. I would eat it myself, but anybody who writes this foul is inedible.